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Old 01-06-2006, 17:01   #17 (permalink)
CobraJet
 
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Re: OFF-TOPIC NEW YEAR'S THREAD

In article <4OCdnbtpCOVpbCPeRVn-sQ@comcast.com>, Bill Beyer
<bill_beyer@excite.cXoYmZ> wrote:

> "CobraJet" <coiled@basking.hiss> wrote in message
> news:311220051908420081%coiled@basking.hiss...
> > Anything goes in this thread until it peters out.
> >
> > Forgoing the local festivities tonight. Instead, I think I'll be
> > boozing at home and pumping Nigel. No, not THAT pumping, you
> > fagginiferous sploogenators. THIS Nigel...
> >
> > http://www.radionigel.com
> >
> > Jack Daniel's has punked to 40 proof, so I think a little Wild
> > Turkey with an Arrogant Bastard back oughta put things into
> > perspective.
> >
> > A couple months ago I was out on a terror run in the Brougham,
> > trying to shellac what was left of the Cleveland after a cacaphony
> > under the pass side valve cover developed from the previous terror run.
> > Instead, something in the C4 went to hell and I barely slithered it
> > back to the Snake Pit. I put it in the living room so I can diddle with
> > it. Not the trans. The whole car.
> >
> > You know me; grenade one buy another. The motto is printed right
> > there on my birth certificate. So I bagged a '66 Futura Sport Coupe
> > from a guy who said he is too old to work on cars anymore. He's eight
> > months older than me. This is the car I need to sort the brakes on, but
> > in another thread.
> >
> > CobraJet
> >
> > --
> > Spokesmodel for Arrogant Bastard Ale

>
> Well, well, well...


...he said as he fell down it...

>
> Look who slithered back onto usenet. It's about goddam time you stuck your
> ugly mug back into this group. We've got guys who take their pictures with
> pink stuffed animals in the background trying to keep this collection of
> misfits alive. I sprayed my monitor with perfectly good beer when I saw it.
> Fortunately it wasn't AB, that would've been a waste.


Unfortunately, I had to witness that, too. Today's youth. Whatcha
gonna do? (On a related note, and this is dead serious, but I read a
study done in the 80's that found that men had more trouble with
impotence trying to have sex in pink rooms than in any other color.
Liike that was a big surprise.)

>
> Now where the hell is Tom? He hasn't graced us with his presence around here
> for quite awhile either...


Too slow for him here, too.

>
> Oh yeah...
>
> Happy Friggin' New Year


Right back up yer nose with a rubber hose!

CobraJet
>
> --
> TS#10
>
>


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Spokesmodel for Arrogant Bastard Ale
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