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Re: Follow-up!
On Fri, 03 Feb 2006 22:55:19 GMT, Wound Up <none@your.disposal> wrote:
>I have six months to live. I owned a new car in 1990, and have since
>developed an inoperable brain tumor, which explains my behavior.
>
>Don't cry for me, Argentina
>
>Backyard Mechanic wrote:
>> Breaking, from Channel 4, Columbus:
>> {Lede: SUV causes Highway closure}
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>> A 6 mile stretch of west-bound I-70 was closed for three hours this morning
>> after a motorist called 911 and complained of her 90 year-old mother
>> fainting, possibly due to 'new-car' smell.
>>
>> The Franklin County Haz-Mat team was called but were delayed in arriving,
>> having been previously called out to a gas spill which occured while a
>> Hilliard resident was refueling his snow-blower.
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>> No one was injured in the Hilliard incident but the condition of the SUV
>> passenger is not yet determined.
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>> More on "news-at-Noon"..
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>> Backyard Mechanic <pettyfog@yaywho.com> wrote:
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>>>
>>>Next up....
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>>>A Michigan environmental group has issued a study report that claims
>>>up to 500,000 people, mostly middle class elderly, die from
>>>side-effects of "New Car Smell' each year.
>>>
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I know Im going to get FLAMED for this, but we need to get more of
the "middle class middle aged people" to buy new cars, that way, us
"almost there" 58 year olds can hopefully still have some Social
Security benefits when we get to be "middle class middle aged"
<wink> :))
John
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