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Re: Follow-up!
Loved it... and I can add my own experience.... Back in 86, my loving bride
and I bought our first brand new car.... Since inhaling those new car fumes,
we have aged nearly 20 years and continue to get older by the day. We both
realize that, allowed to continue, this aging process will surely mean our
death. Doctors are mystified at this insidious, chronic condition and offer
us little hope.
Since that first incident, we have made the mistake of purchasing other new
vehicles and, personally, I feel it has compounded the problem. I'm only 29
yet I feel like I'm 55. I've been 29 for the past 26 years now... this is
not something I would likely forget.... yet this insidious new car smell is
disfiguring me.... My arms are no longer long enough to read the newspaper
(which is probably why I didn't see this warning in the first place).... and
now I find that gravity does, indeed, work. My wife has noticed this too
since there are some things that just don't appear to be where they used to
be.
There are certain pleasures that I used to revel in all night long.... now I
find that what I used to do all night, takes me all night to do.
I think the world would be a much safer place if the inside of a new car
smelled like pickled egg and warm beer farts... kind of like a "dutch oven"
of comfort...
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