On Sat, 04 Feb 2006 21:02:51 GMT, "Jim Warman"
<mechanic@telusplanet.net> wrote:
>Loved it... and I can add my own experience.... Back in 86, my loving bride
>and I bought our first brand new car.... Since inhaling those new car fumes,
>we have aged nearly 20 years and continue to get older by the day. We both
>realize that, allowed to continue, this aging process will surely mean our
>death. Doctors are mystified at this insidious, chronic condition and offer
>us little hope.
>
>Since that first incident, we have made the mistake of purchasing other new
>vehicles and, personally, I feel it has compounded the problem. I'm only 29
>yet I feel like I'm 55. I've been 29 for the past 26 years now... this is
>not something I would likely forget.... yet this insidious new car smell is
>disfiguring me.... My arms are no longer long enough to read the newspaper
>(which is probably why I didn't see this warning in the first place).... and
>now I find that gravity does, indeed, work. My wife has noticed this too
>since there are some things that just don't appear to be where they used to
>be.
>
>There are certain pleasures that I used to revel in all night long.... now I
>find that what I used to do all night, takes me all night to do.
>
>I think the world would be a much safer place if the inside of a new car
>smelled like pickled egg and warm beer farts... kind of like a "dutch oven"
>of comfort...
>
>
God! Sounds like my former father-in-law who, at the mandate of the
Mrs, was forced to retreat to the garage with his cronies to partake
of limburger cheese and beer... which is how he expanded his garage
from one car to three and an office.... and got the oil burning wood
stove installed. : 0 )
--
Spike
1965 Ford Mustang Fastback 2+2, Vintage Burgundy
w/Black Std Interior, A Code 289 C4 Trac-Lok;
Vintage 40 16" rims w/225/50ZR16 KDWS BF Goodrich
gForce Radial T/As, Cobra drop; surround sound
audio-video...
See my ride at....
Feb 2004-
http://207.36.208.198/albums/86810/003_May_21_3004.jpg
Feb 2004-
http://207.36.208.198/albums/86810/005_May_21_2004.jpg
Jul 2005-
http://207.36.208.198/albums/86810/d..._11_05_002.jpg
Jul 2005-
http://207.36.208.198/albums/86810/E...ebuild_006.jpg
