Joe wrote:
> Wound Up <none@your.disposal> wrote in
> news:43E6F3EF.6040807@your.disposal:
>
>> Michael Johnson, PE wrote:
>>> KJ.Kate wrote:
>>>
>>>> The best of both worlds?
>>>>
>>>> http://www.worth1000.com/emailthis.asp?entry=128531
>>>
>>> That thing looks like it is squatting to take a dump. Now here is
>>> the best of both worlds:
>>>
>>> http://tinyurl.com/byjfp
>>>
>>>
>> - You could not pay me to drive something with that profile that fast
>>
>> - It IS an abomination, a waste, and it's hideous, to me
>>
>> - Porschephiles make me want to vomit, which is a nice segue into
>> this:
>>
>> - Every time I see one, I am reminded of the snippet of the Bobby
>> Brown reality show I walked on. Whitney's bowels were impacted, and
>> Bobby explained to the cameras that it was an expression of (and I
>> quote) "black love" to stick his hand up her ass, and manually remove
>> the problematic feces. What does this have to do with the Cayenne?
>> They own one, and her vulgar, haggard, drugged-out constipated ass
>> sits in its seats. Ugh.
>>
>> Porsche should pay that foul couple to go soil another vehicle. I am
>> forever horrified, and the Cayenne is forever equated with that mental
>> picture. I see one, and immediately think "black love". Gew.
>>
>> Chew on that if you can. If not, just throw up. I just almost did,
>> again.
>>
>> Disclaimer - this has nothing in particular to do with black people.
>> It has to do with those particular two black people.
>>
>> What the hell does any of this have to do with a Mustang? Oh, right,
>> that thing out of Greek mythology Kate posted a link to.
>>
>> Shame on you, Katie, you are filling this place with all kids of
>> awful!
>>
>> ;^)
>
> Aw, c'mon J - you're just jealous because you're driving around in a
> Tempo... ;)
....and, just because something is not a Mustang or a Ford for that
matter doesn't mean we can't admire, respect and lust after it. As with
most Porsches, IMO, the real beauty of the Cayenne lies under the skin
and not the skin itself. ;)