Michael Johnson, PE

Joe wrote:
> "Michael Johnson, PE" <cds@erols.com> wrote in
> news:Voedna0SGaNZ0WzenZ2dnUVZ_tSdnZ2d@giganews.com:
>
>> WindsorFox wrote:
>>> Hank wrote:
>>>> Michael Johnson, PE wrote:
>>>>> Joe wrote:
>>>>>> "Michael Johnson, PE" <cds@erols.com> wrote
>>>>>>> to keep him from seeing back pressure. ;)
>>>>>> I think he needs one as a suppository.
>>>>> They are sold in pairs. ;)
>>>> You two silly clowns post to this newsgroup during your
>>>> third grade recess, doncha? <chuckle>
>>>>
>>>
>>> I Wonder if we could set up a chance for hank to go on a nice
>>> hunting trip with the Vice-Pres???
>> I want him alive and well. He does more damage to the liberal's
> agenda
>> than any ten Republicans ever could. ;)
>
> A couple of the best quotes ever:
>
> "Good news, ladies and gentlemen, we have finally located weapons of
> mass destruction: It's Dick Cheney." --David Letterman
>
> "But here is the sad part -- before the trip Donald Rumsfeld had denied
> the guy's request for body armor." --David Letterman

Don't forget the timeless classic "I did not have sexual relations with
that woman, Ms. Lewinski".

Followed by "Indeed, I did have a relationship with Miss Lewinsky that
was not appropriate".

Then there is the one that is rumored to have occurred sometime in the
mid 1990s: "Osama who? Can't you see I'm busy getting my knob
polished? I'll talk to you later." ;)