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Mr. Spock · 08-16-2005, 07:16

I tried , oh how i have tried to get a prestigous high paying job with Ford but alas , that have decided that my ideas must be far too radical for them . What haveI done that was sooooooo wrong ? WHAT ? WHAT ? WWWHHHAAATTT ? Well , since y'all are reading this , i am guesing that y'all are also frustrated wishfull Ford emplyees so y'all might as well stop buy my gallery os shame and see for your self why I am still , and quite possibly will forever remain off thier payroll .

.... gone drinkin'
frank

BlueSteel · 08-18-2005, 21:42

Frank, ford is out sourcing, the only way you get on the payroll is as a ford garage employee, even then, school teachers make better money. Also, I want to smack the crap out of these "new age" designers, you see some of the latest concepts?

Mr. Spock · 08-21-2005, 16:23

OOHHHHHHHHH , don't get me started on these " new age " designers . The ONLY thing NEW about them is that someone NEW is coming up with the same crap . I mean c'mon , If I wanna buy a Benz , I'l buy a real Benz and some wanna be look alike thingie that eveeryone isa trying to come up with .

OK , enough rating and raving about brain dead designers . How about a new picture . Hmm , ohhh , I don't know , say , hgow about a new picture of a Crown Vic COUPE with Ford F-150 HD edition rims , slightly raised rear deck and of course in black . Think I'M crazy ? well , OK , YES , my shrink told me that very thing not two days ago but when I asked him to prove it , he said he needed more study . Well , studt this . The above dream car is in my gallery NOW .

frank

Mr. Spock · 08-22-2005, 07:22

I think the Ford gods are about to strike lightning onto my sorry ass for this abomination but the voices inside my head told me to try it . I tried to fight the urge , realy , I did try but the voices were making promises of such wonderfull things that I could not resist the temptation any longer . Lok in my gallery to see what sort of things I am hearing all the time . Today , it's a Crown Vic converted into a pick me up vehicle , sort of modeled after the old Ford Ranchero .

frank

splicer · 08-27-2005, 05:58

My oh My I really love the crown vic turned f150....cool,so cool...custom bed cover?? thanks, I really enjoyed this one.....ostomco i

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Originally Posted by Mr. Spock

I think the Ford gods are about to strike lightning onto my sorry ass for this abomination but the voices inside my head told me to try it . I tried to fight the urge , realy , I did try but the voices were making promises of such wonderfull things that I could not resist the temptation any longer . Lok in my gallery to see what sort of things I am hearing all the time . Today , it's a Crown Vic converted into a pick me up vehicle , sort of modeled after the old Ford Ranchero .

frank

Mr. Spock · 08-28-2005, 06:16

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Originally Posted by splicer

My oh My I really love the crown vic turned f150....cool,so cool...custom bed cover?? thanks, I really enjoyed this one.....ostomco i

Thanks there big dude ,it is not a bed cover but rather , I used the original truck bed and i think it had a bed liner in it if memory serves me correctly .

frank

Mr. Spock · 09-02-2005, 07:15

Ooops , i did it again but this time , i am blaming a large amount of root beer for my crime . if you go to my gallery , ( go ahead , I dare ya ) you will dawk upon the mortal enemy of Ford , a GM . I took the SSR pick me up truck and added Linclon Town Car front and rear fenders and lights , extended the rear fender forward , smoothed out the body lines and running boards , added a MB CLK 430 roof and windows and tinted the windows . I will continue to creat these until Ford does the right thing and hire me . I ask very little ( well a 8 figure sallery is all I ask for ) and offer so much .

frank