This is funny and so true!
This is so true I cant stop laughing about it. I bartend at a local club and see this all the time.
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if
they could nail a man or woman's personality based on what
they drink. Though interviewed separately, they
concurred on almost all counts. The results:
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance,
has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If
she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.
Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend
quiet evenings with friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and
sophisticated, actually she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...
this should be an easy target.
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and
looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been
blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful
not to make her mad!
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what
THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get
Wine: He's hoping that the wine will give him a
sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the
White Zinfandel: He's gay!
Racing Sucks........For the Loser!