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Old 12-18-2001, 21:39   #1 (permalink)
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This is funny and so true!

This is so true I cant stop laughing about it. I bartend at a local club and see this all the time.

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if
they could nail a man or woman's personality based on what
they drink. Though interviewed separately, they
concurred on almost all counts. The results:

LADIES FIRST:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the
ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her
cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance,
has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If
she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated
yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend
quiet evenings with friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and
sophisticated, actually she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...
this should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and
looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been
blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful
not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what
happens there.

THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get
laid.

Wine: He's hoping that the wine will give him a
sophisticated image to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but
getting laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the
toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay!
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Old 12-18-2001, 21:45   #2 (permalink)
 
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ok so i drink Margaritas and only Margaritas.

Now of course i want to get laid,,its always cheaper to drink at home....but my hand gets old after awhile...so i go out to drink.

But im not to sure about the toothless waitress,,,of course the strong point is ,is that she will never use her teeth:oo1:
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