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Old 12-28-2001, 20:01   #1 (permalink)
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Just the facts

A few facts to get your brain in gear.

1. Barbie's full name is Barbara Milicent Roberts.
2. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
3. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.
4. A shrimp's heart is in their head.
5. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,
you're
heart stops for a mili-second.
6. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one
reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand
(or
attempted to do so).
7. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
8. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit
9. Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti
Spaghetti
especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta
swastikas.
1 0. By law, every child in Belgium must take harmonica lessons at
Primary
school.
11. On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and
spend
two weeks kissing in their lifetime.
12. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or
received a
telephone call.
13. Rats and horses can't vomit.
14. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the
toughest
tongue twister in the English language.
15. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to
suppress
a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck. If you
could keep your eyes open by force, they would pop out.
16. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have
over
million descendants.
17. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in
your
ear by 700 times.
18. If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title
14,Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July
16,
1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with
extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
19. In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
20. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
21. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating
are
already married.
22. A duck's quack doesn't echo anywhere, and no one knows why.
23. 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people
sitting on
them and photocopying their buttocks.
24. In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat
70
assorted insects and 10 spiders.
25. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
26. Cat's urine glows under a black light.
27. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

Now, did you try to lick your elbow ???
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LOL *raises hand*, i tried to do it and failled licking my elbow
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ewwwww i dont like spiders
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Old 12-28-2001, 21:59   #4 (permalink)
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that damn shiek and his sick sheep....

I almost couldn't type that....wow...
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Old 12-28-2001, 22:06   #5 (permalink)
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11. On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times

Looks like I have some work ahead of me.
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Old 12-28-2001, 22:59   #6 (permalink)
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HAHA I too tried unsucsesfully to lick my elbow.
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Old 12-28-2001, 23:05   #7 (permalink)
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23. 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people
sitting on
them and photocopying their buttocks.

I find this one the most disturbing seeing as how most people I work with are disgusting and thinking that one of those asses were on the copier I use everyday makes me want to puke (if I was a horse or rat though, I couldnt puke)
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Old 12-29-2001, 01:28   #8 (permalink)
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Looks like I have some work ahead of me.
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Very cool post!!!

6. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or attempted to do so).

I thought that was odd. And yes I tried to lick my elbow.
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Old 12-29-2001, 21:27   #9 (permalink)
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long tongue i can lick my elbow
takes some work but i got to it.
just had ta strecth a little first
and wow i cant believe i did it lmao
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Old 01-03-2002, 10:06   #10 (permalink)
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Very cool post! :s5
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