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Old 09-18-2003, 12:53   #1 (permalink)
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After many years of happy married life, a man finds that he is unable to

perform any longer. He goes to his regular doctor, and the doctor tries a

few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor tells him: "This is all in

your mind." and refers him to a psychiatrist.





After a few visits, the shrink confesses: "I am at a loss as to how you

could possibly be cured." Finally, the psychiatrist refers him to a witch

doctor he knows.



The witch doctor meets and examines him and says: "I can cure you." Then he

throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue

smoke. The witch doctor says: "This is powerful healing, but you can only

use it once a year! All you have to do is say '1-2-3' and it shall rise for

as long as you wish!"



The guy then asks the witch doctor: "What happens when it's over?"



The witch doctor replies: "All you or your partner has to say is '1234' and

it will go down. But be warned; it will not work again for a year!"



The guy goes home and he is so anxious to surprise his wife with the good

news. When they go to bed and he is lying in bed with her he says: "1-2-3"

and suddenly he gets a beautiful erection and is elated.



Then his wife turned over and asked: "What did you say '1-2-3' for?"
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Old 09-18-2003, 16:49   #2 (permalink)
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Hahaha.

Typical women
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Old 09-18-2003, 19:45   #3 (permalink)
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lol

nice one mate !
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Old 09-18-2003, 19:56   #4 (permalink)
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hehe, trust a woman to spoil it.

By the way 104625, what on earth is with your avatar?
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Old 09-18-2003, 22:08   #5 (permalink)
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After 5 minutes of been distracted by your avatar, I finaly read the joke :)
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Old 09-19-2003, 01:00   #6 (permalink)
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heheh i dunno what it was but i laughed so hard when i saw it so i had to have it....
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Old 09-19-2003, 01:07   #7 (permalink)
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That has to be the best avator ever. Period.
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Old 09-19-2003, 06:47   #8 (permalink)
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thats of the gen.may site i posted the link to about mum & son
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Old 09-20-2003, 05:40   #9 (permalink)
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yeah that avatar gets a big WTF! From me.
Damn funny stuff.
I was gonna steal it to but NZ already has it.
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