After many years of happy married life, a man finds that he is unable to
perform any longer. He goes to his regular doctor, and the doctor tries a
few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor tells him: "This is all in
your mind." and refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits, the shrink confesses: "I am at a loss as to how you
could possibly be cured." Finally, the psychiatrist refers him to a witch
doctor he knows.
The witch doctor meets and examines him and says: "I can cure you." Then he
throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue
smoke. The witch doctor says: "This is powerful healing, but you can only
use it once a year! All you have to do is say '1-2-3' and it shall rise for
as long as you wish!"
The guy then asks the witch doctor: "What happens when it's over?"
The witch doctor replies: "All you or your partner has to say is '1234' and
it will go down. But be warned; it will not work again for a year!"
The guy goes home and he is so anxious to surprise his wife with the good
news. When they go to bed and he is lying in bed with her he says: "1-2-3"
and suddenly he gets a beautiful erection and is elated.
Then his wife turned over and asked: "What did you say '1-2-3' for?"