Marriages are made in heaven. But then again, so are thunder and
lightning.
Commandment 2.
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word
you say, talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3.
Marriage is grand - and divorce is at least 100 grand!
Commandment 4.
Married life can be very frustrating:
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.
Commandment 5.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of
one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
Commandment 6.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts
when they try to decide which one.
Commandment 7.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about
something his wife said.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before she finishes.
Commandment 8.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical,
and a good cook.
Unfortunately, the law allows only one wife.
Commandment 9.
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry; that is why a wife
treats her husband like toxic waste.
Commandment 10.
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
Bonus Marriage Story:
A long-married couple came upon a wishing well.
The wife leaned over, made a wish, and threw in a penny.
The husband decided to make a wish, too.
But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The wife was stunned for a moment, then smiled, "It works! It really
works!!"
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"Hey, it compiles! Lets sell it" - What Microsoft probably says about all its products.
If what i'm saying isn't making any sense, im not drunk, im just like this all the time..............ok so maybe im drunk, but thats beside the point...
1. Take time to listen its amazing what you can learn.
2. It is better to give than receive.
3. A man is a man and a woman is a woman understand the suttle differences
and accomodate them. That being said each partner should pull a even
weight.
4. Pick the other one up when there down you would expect the same.
5. Take time to learn your partners interests and even if you may not
be interested understand there love for things and accomodate.
Though a good partner should always know when something is constructive
in a relationship and what is the opposite and not being afraid to speak up
not just because you worried and annoying but you love them.
6. Take time to tell your partner that you love them. That may mean saying it
sometimes but it also can be helping out around the house, doing somethings your partner cannot or showing in your actions that you value
them very much even though a man may not say as much as he should his actions will often speak louder than words.
7. Its good being comfortable and safe in a relationship yet never complacent
I would not ignore a regular clean and shine on my Mustang daily as I would never ignore my partners needs, hopes, dreams and desires.
8. Woman are romantic creatures show your love does'nt always meaning buying a big diamond ring, a Porsche or a holliday in the Carribean. It could be a few daisies from a park and a walk home on the foreshore. Sometimes to most beautiful things are the most simple and innocent. Grandeous expressions of love are often the most hollow.
9. Your heart tells allot more than you care to see. Look at the world around you how do see it? If its is beatiful and fantastic your relationship will show it if it is hollow dark and empty it will be the case not only for relationship but for your whole life. But the the good news is we all can change.
10. What do you see when you look into your partners eyes. The eyes are a window to the soul as many writers say and if you look at the same way you looked at each other when you first met a spark intangable in expression, thought let alone speach has always and hopefully always will. Your link to each other should not just be a convenience, friendship or even love it should be a joining of two spirits in their quest together on this long jounrey of life good and bad from here to eternity.
"Thats sounds like a gay way to look at it, mine are much more realistic
hehe".
hmm every man to himself most homophobes are often the very ones they despise so undoubtedly I'll leave that one to you. Gays don't need to get married and by the sounds of your posts I did get your jist of your view of the world and marriage. Funny when growing up the term 'gay' means happy although it is also a modern name for the homosexual community. Im sure your pride is often soured by a happy couple holding hands at the beach too and anger is often the bane of the hmm you probably know that. Jealousy often is that too but becoming a man is not taking deeps breaths beating your chest and cursing people as often their is a bigger silverback out there to show who is the biggest one and ultimately it is a futile concept. Being a man is to show that you know who you are and what you want but are pateint and tidy in your emotions and discipline and need though being a child is getting what you want at the expense of others.
MAD XF are you married... I have been for 28 odd years now going 29 pretty soon. Quite happily I must say just want to rub it in, oooh I should not do that us gentleman always get our lady and as for meeting our needs she does everything I need... and much,much more.
1. Take time to listen its amazing what you can learn.
2. It is better to give than receive.
3. A man is a man and a woman is a woman understand the suttle differences
and accomodate them. That being said each partner should pull a even
weight.
4. Pick the other one up when there down you would expect the same.
5. Take time to learn your partners interests and even if you may not
be interested understand there love for things and accomodate.
Though a good partner should always know when something is constructive
in a relationship and what is the opposite and not being afraid to speak up
not just because you worried and annoying but you love them.
6. Take time to tell your partner that you love them. That may mean saying it
sometimes but it also can be helping out around the house, doing somethings your partner cannot or showing in your actions that you value
them very much even though a man may not say as much as he should his actions will often speak louder than words.
7. Its good being comfortable and safe in a relationship yet never complacent
I would not ignore a regular clean and shine on my Mustang daily as I would never ignore my partners needs, hopes, dreams and desires.
8. Woman are romantic creatures show your love does'nt always meaning buying a big diamond ring, a Porsche or a holliday in the Carribean. It could be a few daisies from a park and a walk home on the foreshore. Sometimes to most beautiful things are the most simple and innocent. Grandeous expressions of love are often the most hollow.
9. Your heart tells allot more than you care to see. Look at the world around you how do see it? If its is beatiful and fantastic your relationship will show it if it is hollow dark and empty it will be the case not only for relationship but for your whole life. But the the good news is we all can change.
10. What do you see when you look into your partners eyes. The eyes are a window to the soul as many writers say and if you look at the same way you looked at each other when you first met a spark intangable in expression, thought let alone speach has always and hopefully always will. Your link to each other should not just be a convenience, friendship or even love it should be a joining of two spirits in their quest together on this long jounrey of life good and bad from here to eternity.
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poem is a pisser 
they broke the mould 
TO ME
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