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post #1 of 23 (permalink) Old 10-15-03, 11:34 AM Thread Starter
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10 reasons Racing is better than sex

Top ten of why racing is better then sex.

10. It is socially acceptable to race while others watch.

9. During a real hot lap, if you call your car the wrong name, it will still finish the race.

8. Cars with small engines often outperform big engines.

7. You don't have to sit through dinner and a show before you race.

6. Your race car won't leave you if you drive another car.

5. You can drive hard, right from the start.

4. You and your car always finish at the same time.

3. You always know where to put your hands.

2. Your car will never stop running just because you forgot the day you bought it.

1. The crowd cheers when you finish first.
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Re: 10 reasons Racing is better than sex

Hahahaha I love it

Specially No. 1
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Re: 10 reasons Racing is better than sex

Reasons why sex is better than racing:

1. You don't have to worry about other men ramming you up the arse.
...well most of us anyway

2. Wet conditions are GOOD!

Any others?

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Re: 10 reasons Racing is better than sex

3. You don't need 5 guys to refuel and change your rubber....

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Re: 10 reasons Racing is better than sex

Why sex and racing are similar?

1. A blowout of rubber can really stuff up your life!!!


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LoL thats a ripper Casper !
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Re: 10 reasons Racing is better than sex

You can have more than one race in an afternoon

The car can be made in the mood a lot easier

If a pistom becomes sloppy, all is needed is a re-sleeve and a hone

Race cars are cheaper

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Re: 10 reasons Racing is better than sex

hehehe
Top stuff

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hahaah bloddy rippa's

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Re: 10 reasons Racing is better than sex

Funny stuff here, all of them! Top sh!t.

No car ATM but I am looking at one...
I don't want to say which one otherwise someone else might buy it!
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