1. Don't you have some laundry to do, or something?
2. Ooh, you are so cute when you get all upset.
3. Wait a minute, I get it... What time of the month is it?
4. You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
5. Sorry, I was just picturing you naked.
6. Whoa, time out honey, the footy is back on.
7. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of Bitch Flakes this
8. Hey honey I could so use some oral sexual stimulation right now.
9. Hey baby-if I want a lecture about commitment, I can get one
from my real wife.
10. Who are you kidding? We both know that thing isn't loaded.