1. Don't you have some laundry to do, or something?
2. Ooh, you are so cute when you get all upset.
3. Wait a minute, I get it... What time of the month is it?
4. You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
5. Sorry, I was just picturing you naked.
6. Whoa, time out honey, the footy is back on.
7. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of Bitch Flakes this
morning.
8. Hey honey I could so use some oral sexual stimulation right now.
9. Hey baby-if I want a lecture about commitment, I can get one
from my real wife.
10. Who are you kidding? We both know that thing isn't loaded.