100 % - Ford Forums - Mustang Forum, Ford Trucks, Ford Focus and Ford Cars
Ford Forum Ford Forum

» Auto Insurance
» Featured Product
ยป Wheel & Tire Center

Go Back   Ford Forums - Mustang Forum, Ford Trucks, Ford Focus and Ford Cars > Fordforums Community > The Pub
Register Home Forum Active Topics Photo Gallery Auto Loans Garage Mark Forums Read Auto Escrow

The Pub For General Discussion

FordForums.com is the premier Ford Forum on the internet. Registered Users do not see the above ads.
Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 06-06-2004, 01:02   #1 (permalink)
BSR Twin System (tm)
 
smciner1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: The TQE (tm) Plant.
Age: 40
Posts: 4,751
100 %

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and, Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top.
__________________
Falcon G.T. Club of Geelong Inc.
Deakin University Formula SAE Car PHANTOM ENGINEERING
LSUG (Leaf Spring Users Group) Twin System Engineer
Official BSR Website - www.bsrcorp.com
Poster of the 150,000th post!
BSR "DARTH HELMET (tm)"
Marcos Ambrose & SBR, 2003 & 2004 V8SUPERCAR Champions

****ADSLSUPERFASTP0RNPIPE (tm)****
smciner1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Old 06-06-2004, 01:24   #2 (permalink)
Officially Bored with 347
 
svo347's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Perth West Oz
Age: 41
Posts: 3,585
Re: 100 %

So i can now tell my boss im working at 118% cool.
__________________
FORD.... "POWER TO THE PEOPLE"...

Member of the "TKTDSGM " Group..
svo347 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-06-2004, 01:38   #3 (permalink)
Roll, Crash and Smash
 
Peuty's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Cleaning up the broken bits...
Posts: 1,748
Re: 100 %

Hmmm that seems about correct!
__________________
BACK II BACK


AMBROSE CHAMPION AGAIN IN 2004
Peuty is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-06-2004, 01:40   #4 (permalink)
known as tibbo
 
RaceCraft's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Brisbane
Posts: 2,033
Re: 100 %

B-R-O-W-N-N-O-S-E
2+18+15+23+14+14+15+19+5 = 125%

your right,, licking ass up beats work hands down
RaceCraft is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-06-2004, 03:02   #5 (permalink)
YES its a 5 Speed!!
 
Supa R00's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Somewhere around here
Age: 27
Posts: 2,242
Re: 100 %

Sounds about right!!! :s6: lol
__________________
1994 ED XR6
Tickford wings are for Tickford cars...
Proud TQE Operator

For Sale: 2001 Yamaha WR400F
PM me for info
Supa R00 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-06-2004, 03:33   #6 (permalink)
rod
Registered User
 
rod's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Melbourne
Age: 51
Posts: 2,784
Re: 100 %

guess some people are either bored or just have to much free time on there hands lol
__________________
the toes that you step on today may be attached the the legs that hold up the a$$ that you may need to kiss tomorrow
rod is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-06-2004, 04:59   #7 (permalink)
E Series Chick Supremo
 
Mother Nature's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: MBFNW
Age: 47
Posts: 2,072
Re: 100 %

Hahahahahhaha Shane



:fairy
__________________
94 ED XR8 Sprint


Check out the OzECruisers Inc. website HERE

FF Lynch Mob BITCH
O.F.R #65
Mother Nature is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-06-2004, 05:07   #8 (permalink)
Veteran Ford Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Dazed And Confused...
Age: 33
Posts: 3,143
Re: 100 %

Thats a good one Shane!
BlueAU is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-06-2004, 05:50   #9 (permalink)
Registered User
 
WHISKIE BOY's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 77
Re: 100 %

Did you think of that all by yourself Shane?????
__________________
"Honarary BSR Promotions Manager(tm)"
WHISKIE BOY is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-06-2004, 05:53   #10 (permalink)
BSR Twin System (tm)
 
smciner1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: The TQE (tm) Plant.
Age: 40
Posts: 4,751
Re: 100 %

Quote:
Originally Posted by WHISKIE BOY
Did you think of that all by yourself Shane?????
Would you believe my Boss sent it to me?

__________________
Falcon G.T. Club of Geelong Inc.
Deakin University Formula SAE Car PHANTOM ENGINEERING
LSUG (Leaf Spring Users Group) Twin System Engineer
Official BSR Website - www.bsrcorp.com
Poster of the 150,000th post!
BSR "DARTH HELMET (tm)"
Marcos Ambrose & SBR, 2003 & 2004 V8SUPERCAR Champions

****ADSLSUPERFASTP0RNPIPE (tm)****
smciner1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply

  Ford Forums - Mustang Forum, Ford Trucks, Ford Focus and Ford Cars > Fordforums Community > The Pub



Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


Powered by vBadvanced CMPS v3.2.2

All times are GMT -7. The time now is 10:55.



Powered by vBulletin® Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 3.6.0
Garage Plus vBulletin Plugins by Drive Thru Online, Inc.