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Old 10-01-2003, 07:59   #1 (permalink)
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Smile 16 Resons why Airplanes are easier to live with then women. :)

1. Airplanes usually kill you quickly, a woman takes her time.
2. Airplanes can be turned on by the flick of a switch.
3. Airplanes dont get mad if you "touch and go"
4. Airplanes dont object to a pre-flight inspection.
5. Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
6. Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
7. Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
8. Airplanes dont come with in-laws.
9. Airplanes dont care about how many airplanes youve flown before.
10. Airplanes and pilots arrive at the same time.
11. Airplanes dont mind if you look at other airplanes.
12. Airplanes dont mind if you buy airplane magazines.
13. Airplanes expect to be tied down.
14. Airplanes dont comment on your piloting skills.
15. Airplanes dont whine unless something is really going wrong.
16. However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, its usually not good.

hahaha classic stuff.
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Re: 16 Resons why Airplanes are easier to live with then women. :)

That is good. I'd just like to add one:

17. Airplanes don't bitch about other airplanes
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Re: 16 Resons why Airplanes are easier to live with then women. :)

Nice :)

18. You at least have a chance of the Airplane going down.
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Re: 16 Resons why Airplanes are easier to live with then women. :)

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Nice :)

18. You at least have a chance of the Airplane going down.
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Good one DRA,ha,ha.
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