The MaDDeSTMaN

Possibly a repost, but I have added my own bits to it...

1. You have absolutely no idea where your keys are. Or what everyone else's names are, so you just call them "Maaaaaate".

2. You truly believe that dancing with your arms overhead and wiggling your bottom while yelling "She Bangs She Bangs" is truly the hottest dance move around!!!

3. You've suddenly decided that you want to fight that huge bikie and his 20 mates and you honestly believe that you could do it and win without any assistance.

4. In your last trip to the toilet you mistook the sink for the urinal.

5. You drop your 3:00 a.m. kebab on the floor, pick it up and carry on eating it.

6. You start crying and telling everyone you see that you love them sooooo much.

7. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.

8. Every single female you see is looking hot - even the ones you're not 100% sure are female.

9. The woman you're flirting with used to be your history teacher - and she's ancient.

10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and swing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming, and you start to believe that you have an excellent singing voice too!

11. Your eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so you decide to keep them half closed and think it makes you look tougher.

12. You seem to think that it's a really good idea to get your mates to push you down the street in a 3-wheeled shopping trolley.

13. You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by giving you just lemonade, but that's just because you can no longer taste the vodka.

14. You think you're in bed, but the pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.

15. You start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..."

16. You fail to notice that the toilet seat is up when you sit on it, and wonder why the seat seems smaller and how it got damp.

17. You're hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves. And it's not just chicks you're hugging anymore!

18. You're soooo tired you just sit on the floor (wherever you happen to be standing) and the force of gravity has become so strong since then that you can't possibly stand up again!

19. You begin leaving the buttons or fly open on your pants to cut down on the time you're in the bathroom away from your drink. And leaving part of your anatomy hanging out of your pants suddenly seems like a good idea, for the same reason!

20. You take your shoes off because you really believe it's their fault that you're having problems walking straight. Then when that doesn't fix it, you decide the floorboards must be uneven.

You probably laughed at the ones that apply to you.

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4.9 EF Futura

Brilliant :)

Have seen one too many of those one too many times!

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FordHawk

This one should read:

14. You think you're in bed, but the pillow feels strangely like the cat.

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The MaDDeSTMaN

Hehehe, which one? I know I've been guilty of a few of them in the past...

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7. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.


That has happened to me many times :D

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Big Daddy

Hahaha. I hate it when you get to the point of hugging everything...even power poles. lol

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4.9 EF Futura

2, 5, 6, 7, 8, 12, 15.

Lol, i dont drink much anymore

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DansEdgli

My mate did this once, except it was a footy team. They lost the grand final that day. Im surprised how well me and 4 mates held up.

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The MaDDeSTMaN

Hehehe, me either. I've been particularly guilty of 1, 3, 4, 5, 11, 13, 14 (but in that case it was usually the footpath leading to my front door), 15, 18, and 20!

Made an idiot of myself once too many times, so now on the rare occasion that I do have a drink or two, I don't drink so much that I start making a fool of myself.

That and I can't have any alcohol in my bloodstream if I'm driving (being a P plater and the limit being 0.0 bac), and given that I enjoy driving more then being drunk...

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4.9 EF Futura

My sentiments exactly! Drop ppl off at club, go out smoking ricers for the evening, pick up said people!!!

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