25 Signs That You've Grown Up
25 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE GROWN UP
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a singel bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of holidays per year to 20 days.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door
won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes
12. You don't know what time Maccas closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down, and your payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Pal instead of Maccas leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6PM.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a bucket of KFC at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than
settle your stomach.
19. You go to the chemist for Mylanta, not condoms.
20. A $4 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to." replaces
"I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is
for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going out to
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for
just one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find a
single one to save your sorry old ass.