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Old 04-11-2002, 23:24   #1 (permalink)
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3 guys meet a tribe of cannibals....

Three guys, Jeff, John and Phil are in the jungle trekking together when they get caught by a tribe of headhunter cannibals.

They are brought before the chief who says " I am not an unfair man so I will set a challenge for you. If you pass you will go free, if not we will kill and eat you"

The guys think "What choice?"

The challenge is issued.
"You must go into the forest and collect ten pieces of the same fruit and bring them back here" says the chief.

Off they go and after a while Jeff comes back with ten oranges.
The chief says, "Now you must stuff them up your ass without flinching or making a sound. If you do you go free, if not we kill you".
Jeff bends over and starts pushing the first orange... in it goes and he is poker faced. Now number two but he cant hold it and cries out... He is instantly beheaded.

John comes back soon after and he explains again. John thinks "you beauty". He has only found 10 grapes.
He bends over and starts inserting.... one, two three... no problems.... All of a sudden his face gets contorted and he stifles a laugh. The chief as quick as a flash cuts his head off.


Later when Jeff and John meet up at the pearly gates.. jeff askes 'What happened, you had it made. Why did you crack and laugh? Ten grapes is nothing".

John says "I know..... but just as I got to number nine, I see Phil coming walking out of the forest with ten pineapples"
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Ha ha! Good one!
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LOL!!

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