Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.
One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses.
She yells down the stairs, "was I getting in or out of the bath?
"The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know, I'll come up and see." She
starts up the stairs and pauses.
"Was I going up the stairs or down?"
The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to
She shakes her head and says "I sure hope I never get that forgetful."
She knocks on wood for good measure. She then yells,
"I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."