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Old 07-27-2004, 04:58   #1 (permalink)
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The 4 types of sex during marrage

Here are the four types of sex during marrage:

House Sex - When you are first married, having sex all over the house

Bedroom Sex - A few years into the marrage, the sex moves to the bedroom and the bedroom only

Hallway Sex - When things start to go down hill, you simply walk down the hallway and yell **** you at eachother

and finally...

Courtroom Sex - where your wifes lawer ****s you for all you have.
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Lol funny stuff
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lol, heard that before, still good
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Ahh there is another kind of marital sex...

Social Security Sex; you get it once a fortnight but its not enough to live on.
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