The 4 types of sex during marrage
Here are the four types of sex during marrage:
House Sex - When you are first married, having sex all over the house
Bedroom Sex - A few years into the marrage, the sex moves to the bedroom and the bedroom only
Hallway Sex - When things start to go down hill, you simply walk down the hallway and yell **** you at eachother
Courtroom Sex - where your wifes lawer ****s you for all you have.
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