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Old 02-22-2004, 15:18   #1 (permalink)
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Yesterday a mate was having some work done at the Ford dealer. A woman (Could be any woman on the planet) came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. They all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the bonnet up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car ?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there." Now open the photo to learn what a 710 is.
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And I have always put OIL in my car , will have to find some 710 now ....
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An oldie but a goodie!
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You might put OIL in... but when u roll it, all the 710 drips back out
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Old 02-23-2004, 01:35   #5 (permalink)
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Yes that ones been around for a few years now
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Old 02-23-2004, 02:20   #6 (permalink)
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yeh haha its funny!! they always put the 710 labels on upside down on the bottles!!!

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never heard of that one before!!! quite funny!!!
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Old 02-23-2004, 06:02   #9 (permalink)
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Was this car fitted with a Purnundrul!

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Old 02-23-2004, 14:26   #10 (permalink)
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Hehe that one is always good for a laugh.
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