Actual Insurance statements
I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
On approach to the traffic lights the car in front suddenly broke."
Windscreen broken. Cause unknown. Probably voodoo.
I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my head through it.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.
The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight.