Otsile

I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

On approach to the traffic lights the car in front suddenly broke."

Windscreen broken. Cause unknown. Probably voodoo.

I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my head through it.

A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.

The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight.

FordHawk

Bwahahahaha! I wonder what the reaction from the cops would be if you were pulled over and used that.

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VanGelder

Ha ha ha ha ! What a pisser !!

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EFFalcon

The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
<-- HAHA ilove that one!

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theman

Man, i cant even go 2 days without sleep... but 40 years

smciner1

Maybe he was worried the car might turn into a Pumpkin at Midnight?

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