Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding,
he laid down the following rules:
I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect
any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said,"No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be
sex here at seven o'clock every night....whether you're here or not."
DAMN, SHE'S GOOD!
Marriage (Part II) Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their
40th wedding anniversary. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, Here Lies My Wife-Cold As Ever". "Yeah?" she replies "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Husband-Stiff At Last."
HE ASKED FOR IT!
Marriage (Part III) Husband and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says,"And you are no good in bed either", and storms out of the house. After some time he realizes he was nasty and decides
to make amends and calls her. She comes to the phone after many rings and the irritated husband says, "'What took you so long to answer the phone?"
She says, "I was in bed." He said , "In bed this early, doing what?"
She said, "Getting a second opinion! "
YUP, HE HAD THAT COMING, TOO!
Marriage (Part IV) A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. shouts at the top of his voice "Shall we go home, Mother of Six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."
RIGHT ON, LADY!
"God may have created man before woman but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece."
XR8girl Marriage (Part IV) A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. shouts at the top of his voice "Shall we go home, Mother of Six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."
RIGHT ON, LADY!
Hahaha, all good ones xr8girl.
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Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding,
he laid down the following rules:
I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect
any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said,"No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be
sex here at seven o'clock every night....whether you're here or not."
DAMN, SHE'S GOOD!
Marriage (Part II) Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their
40th wedding anniversary. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, Here Lies My Wife-Cold As Ever". "Yeah?" she replies "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Husband-Stiff At Last."
HE ASKED FOR IT!
Marriage (Part III) Husband and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says,"And you are no good in bed either", and storms out of the house. After some time he realizes he was nasty and decides
to make amends and calls her. She comes to the phone after many rings and the irritated husband says, "'What took you so long to answer the phone?"
She says, "I was in bed." He said , "In bed this early, doing what?"
She said, "Getting a second opinion! "
YUP, HE HAD THAT COMING, TOO!
Marriage (Part IV) A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. shouts at the top of his voice "Shall we go home, Mother of Six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."
RIGHT ON, LADY!
"God may have created man before woman but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece."
Alright XR8GIRL, who let you out of the kitchen? Or do you have one of those fancy internet fridges?
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