nothin beats the ol birdman (
http://www.birdman.org)
some classics:
http://www.birdman.org/products/homeboy1.htm
"Alows firing from car windows, over fences, bar counters, or simply while chasing someone through the hood."
http://www.birdman.org/products/M82entryl.htm
"Why charge through the door with a wimpy M-16 or an even more girly and vastly over-rated, "bullets stuck in the door" type HK MP-5? Why not use a weapon that not only gets the ones hiding behind the front door but ALSO gets the two running out the back?"
http://www.birdman.org/products/shotcall.htm
"TERMINATED EMPLOYEE: Have you been fired recently by a idiotic boss? Mail him a ShotCaller2000 in a "plain brown wrapper" with a phone number attached. When your phone rings and it's your ex-boss on the other end saying, "What's this all about?" simply reply, "Your REALLY fired!" and punch in your pre-programmed 3-digit code and BLAM! ...problem solved!"
i'm assuming most of this stuff isn't real (especially the nuclear-bomb gun), but if some of it is..

Wouldnt mind a mountain dew streetsweeper
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