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Old 11-07-2004, 18:19   #1 (permalink)
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Alternate Melbourne Cup Horse Race. (joke)

In lane 1. Passionate Lady
In lane 2. Bare Belly
In lane 3. Silk Panties
In lane 4. Conscience
In lane 5. Jockey Shorts
In lane 6. Clean Sheets
In lane 7. Thighs
In lane 8. Big Dick
In lane 9. Heavy Bosom
n lane 10. Merry Cherry

AND THEY'RE OFF!!!

Conscience is left behind at the gate.
Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.
Heavy Bosom is being pressured.
Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and
Big Dick is in a dangerous spot.

AT THE HALFWAY MARK:
It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs open and
Big Dick is pushing in.
Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets. Passionate Lady
and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly. Bare Belly is under terrific
pressure from Big Dick.

AT THE STRETCH:

Merry Cherry pops under the strain.
Bare Belly is making a final push.
Big Dick is in and Passionate Lady is coming.

AT THE FINISH:

It's Big Dick giving everything he's got and
Passionate Lady takes everything Big Dick has to offer.
It looks like a dead heat but Big Dick comes
through with one final thrust and wins by a head...
Bare Belly shows...
Thighs weakens...
Heavy Bosom pulls up..
and Clean Sheets never had a chance.
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Re: Alternate Melbourne Cup Horse Race. (joke)

hehe not bad
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thats bloody fantastic
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Re: Alternate Melbourne Cup Horse Race. (joke)

AAGHHH. Big Pete's in da house.
That's some bloody good shite man.
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Re: Alternate Melbourne Cup Horse Race. (joke)

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and Clean Sheets never had a chance.
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rofl nice one
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LMAO.. so funny.
Some of the horses in GTA San Andreas have names like that.
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