Always look behind you
heres a joke you you all found it quite funny
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was
waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped
and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was
too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first
step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the
bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,
thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still
couldn't. So,a little more embarrassed, she once again reached
behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time
attempted the step, and, once again, much to her chagrin, she could
not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again
reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make
the step
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her
up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and
yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree
with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured
we was friends."
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previous cars
EA Fairmont ghia
EA brock PBS031
current car
Chev Camaro Iroc-Z
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, Wade 1636, Pacemaker PH4480s, HF Cat, Cat-Back 2 1/2" Mandrel Bent Lukey Zorst, Car-puter, XR Front and AUII Clear Side Indicators.
Dull Alloy factory mags, ooo yeah.
Poly Green Clear Indicators AU3 Clear Side Repeaters Lowered Tints "OK LETS ROLL"
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