I count beers as an indications of work done. Bit like today in removing the C4 auto from my falcon. Started at 2.00pm, and calculated a 3 beer job. Well, i got lazy, drank 4 beers and took till 4.00 oclock.
(made new note in note book"c4 removal is now 4 beer job

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Probably due to the three xxxx heavies i drank at 12.00pm
My name is dion, and i am a al@&%0$!@