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Old 06-21-2002, 10:13   #1 (permalink)
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Amazing Talking Parakeet Jokes About Pontiac Giving Off Too Much Bad Air

Hi everyone. My name is Ryan and I had a parakeet named Victor who was well known for being the most intelligent talking bird in the world. It is true that he had a vocabulary of over 800 words and talked in amazing context. He talked so well that I set up a site for him and posted over 100 of his recordings. Many of them were him actually telling jokes. This is one of his funniest jokes and I will leave you a link at the end of it so you can hear it. The words will pop up as he talks. This is basically what he says in the recording. You may be shocked at what you are about to hear!

Introduction to "Victor's Judgement Day Joke"

This one is probably one of the funniest recordings of Victor. In it he makes several jokes in a row. First he starts off saying that he is giving a lesson so he will be employed as a Guinness bird. Then he pokes fun at looking for cheese while he is being recorded. In a way he says he is disrepecting those who are watching the video. He also jokes about people liking cars and how Pontiacs give off a lot of bad air. Finally the funniest part comes when God comes looking for Victor because he needs "a soul." Victor misunderstands him and thinks He needs an "ass-hole." I guess he thinks God wants him to fullfill that purpose. At the end Victor blesses his mate before he goes with God and she still tries to convince God Victor is an ass.

Link http://www.worldsfunniestbudgie.home...udgement2v.mov
I just talk to school you.
So you employ me, and Fuzzy fights here better.
That's enough in the lesson
That I'm a Guinness bird.
I'm look, ha, ha, ha.
I'm looks for cheese.
Yeah. I diss all of you right.
Come Victor, she's got this Pontiac.
I say Pontiac very good.
That's what all people like.
Bad air.
Yeah that's right
Couldn't ask better
God needs a soul .
I just said it.
Take a look. I miss you.
I said, "WHAT?"
Who wants you to go where?
Bird top..take a look yeah.
Cough, cough.
Victor's a good Victor.
Betty likes him, but sad better be.
Because of bite Fuzzy dead.
Betty tell you better that.
Victor, Victor for Gods sake.
Betty take this OK.
Victor bless Betty.
Victor pretty, pretty, birdies yeah.
God Victor's an ass.
Bird who's watching school.
Bird who just blue.
Think me boy...
Good part he.

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