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Old 04-12-2002, 18:28   #1 (permalink)
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anniversary lust

An older couple, married for the last 60 years decide to have their 60th anniversary in their honeymoon suite.

They shower together, and the wife asks hubby to leave the shower and wait for her in bed.

As the husband lays seductively naked in bed, the wife appears as a vision with a silk robe barely covering her old frail body.

As she walks towards the bed, the robe falls off her as she asks her husband seductively.."what did yo think when you first saw me naked on our our honeymoon?"

to which the husband replied, to his wifes delight

" I wanted to f**k your brains out and suck your tits dry!"

and then the wife asked again

"so what do you think right now?"

to which the husband replied "I SUCCEEDED!!!!!"
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Old 04-14-2002, 06:12   #2 (permalink)
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ohhhh.....

thats wrong.....

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