KenOath

A young little blond girl comes back from school one evening. She runs to her mum and says: Mummy today at school we learnt how to count.

Well,all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 !

That's good,innit?" Yes darling, very good." Is that because I'm blond?"

Yes darling, it's because you're blond."

Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says: Mummy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me:
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K ! That's good,innit?" Yes darling, very good."
Is that because I'm blond, mummy?" Yes darling it's because you're blond."

Next Day, she returns from school and cries: "Mummy, today we went
swimming, and well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!" She proceeds to flash her impressive 36 D at her mum. "Is that because I'm blond, mummy?" No darling, it's because you're 25."

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Cobra188

Ken Oath - who do you know who I know? - that joke is word for word as I sent it to some ppl over the last couple weeks ... LOL

Blonde Sunbather
A rather well-proportioned blonde planned to spend almost all of her vacation
sunbathing on the roof of her hotel.
She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second, she decided that no one could
see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan.
She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on
her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear.
"Excuse me, miss," said the flustered assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath
from running up the stairs. "The Hilton doesn't mind your sunbathing on the roof, but
we would very much appreciate your wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday."
"What difference does it make?" she asked rather calmly. "No one can see me up here,
and besides, I'm covered with a towel."
"Not exactly," said the embarrassed man. "You're lying on the dining room skylight."

stretch

LOL just love them both keep them coming you pair ...

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Cobra188

stretch > you want more?

A blonde who has never ridden before and has never had lessons decides that she is
going to go horseback riding.
She mounts the horse unassisted and immediately the horse starts to gallop at a nice
steady pace. The blonde however is bouncing from side-to-side. She tries to grab the
horses mane but she can't get a secure hold. Then she leans forward and throws her
arms around the horses neck. All to no avail.
The horse gallops on oblivious to its riders plight. The blonde starts to slip from the
saddle and his holding on to the side of the horse. Finally, she decides to throw herself
free.
Unfortunately her foot gets caught in the stirrup and as the horse gallops on, her head
is banging up and down on the ground.
Just as she's about to lose consciousness, her money ran out.

stretch

LOL that is a bloody beauty there Cobra188 sounds like my fiance!! (dont tell her that though)

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