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Old 11-21-2004, 04:15   #1 (permalink)
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another blonde joke

not sure if this has been posted before, but anyways:

A blonde woman goes into a department store and tells the salesman she wants a pair of pink curtains. He assures her they have a good selection of pink curtains. He shows her many textures, prints and hues of pink fabrics. Once she has finally picked out a pink floral pattern, the salesman asked her "What sizes do you need?"

She replies "15 inches."

He exclaims "15 INCHES?! What room are they for?" She says, "I only need one, and it's not for a room. It's for my computer monitor."

The surprised salesman exclaims, "Miss, computers do not
have curtains."

The blond says "HELLOOooooooo.... I've got Windows!"
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Old 11-21-2004, 04:17   #2 (permalink)
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Re: another blonde joke

lol
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Old 11-21-2004, 04:18   #3 (permalink)
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Re: another blonde joke

lol. She sounds familiar. That's a gooden.
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Re: another blonde joke

lol not bad I was just reading this blonde joke and it cracked me up

A blonde and a lawyer sit next to each other on a plane. The lawyer asks her to play a game. If he asked her a question that she didn't know the answer to, she would have to pay him five dollars; And every time the blonde asked the lawyer a question that he didn't know the answer to, the lawyer had to pay the blonde 50 dollars. So the lawyer asked the blonde his first question, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without a word the blonde pays the lawyer five dollars. The blonde then asks him, "What goes up a hill with four legs and down a hill with three?" The lawyer thinks about it, but finally gives up and pays the blonde 50 dollars. Then the lawyer asked her what the answer was and without a word the blonde gave the lawyer five dollars.
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Re: another blonde joke

That's funny!
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Hahahahahhaah, is this from personal experiance dave?
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