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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-17-04, 05:58 PM Thread Starter
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Another Christmas Carol

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RUSTY CHEVORLET
Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells



'Jingle Bells'



Dashing through the snow,
in my rusty Chevrolet.
Down the road I go,
sliding all the way.
I need new piston rings.
I need some new snow tires.
My car is held together by
a piece of chicken wire!




Oh, rust and smoke,
the heater's broke,
the door just blew away.
I light a match,
to see the dash,
and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent,
the muffler went,
the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive
this rusty Chevrolet!




I went to IGA,
to get some Christmas cheer.
I just passed up my left front tire
and it's gettin' hard to steer.
Speeding down the highway,
right past the county cops.
I have to drag my swampers
just to get the car to stop.




Oh, rust and smoke,
the heater's broke,
the door just blew away.
I light a match,
to see the dash,
and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent,
the muffler went,
the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive
this rusty Chevrolet!




Bouncing through the snowdrifts,
in a big, blue cloud of smoke.
People laugh as I drive by;
I wonder what's the joke!
I have to get to Wal-Mart,
to pick up my layaway,
Cause Santa's comin' soon
in his big, old, rusty sleigh!




Oh, rust and smoke,
the heater's broke,
the door just blew away.
I light a match,
to see the dash,
and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent,
the muffler went,
the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive
this rustttttty Chevrooooolet!
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Re: Another Christmas Carol

Those are Christman Carols I actually WOULD like to hear rather than the same one every year that piss me off.
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Re: Another Christmas Carol

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Those are Christman Carols I actually WOULD like to hear rather than the same one every year that piss me off.
I Really Shouldn't be encouraged!!!

This one is by Greg Champion.

Santa Claus Has Got a New Truck
Sung to the tune of 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town'

You better take care
Cross at the lights
If Santa sees you coming you can say goodnight
Santa Claus has got a new truck
He's hotted it up
Painted it red
And he's cruising round town like a petrol head
Santa Claus has got a new truck
He bought it at a caryard
He paid for it with cash
And every time he takes it out he has another almighty crash

Ya better watch out
Keep your eyes peeled
Santa's a menace when he gets behind the wheel
Santa Claus has got a new truck
His hands are getting shaky
His eyesight's up the creek
I saw him knock a reindeer over just the other week
Santa Claus has got a new truck

It's all covered in lights
Presents in the back
But he got his license in a Weetbix pack
Santa Claus has got a new truck
Called him at home
But he's never there
Spends the whole weekend at Autocare
Santa Claus has got a new truck
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Re: Another Christmas Carol

and one more piece of Christmas Kitch

Sung to Jingle Bells

Dashing through the bush
In a rusty Holden Ute
Kicking up the dust
Esky in the boot
Kelpie by my side
Singing Christmas songs
It's summer time and I am in
My singlet, shorts & thongs
CHORUS:
OH, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS
JINGLE ALL THE WAY
CHRISTMAS IN AUSTRALIA
ON A SCORCHING SUMMER'S DAY
JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS
CHRISTMAS TIME IS BEAUT
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
IN A RUSTY HOLDEN UTE

Engine's getting hot
Dodge the kangaroos
Swaggy climbs aboard
He is welcome too
All the family is there
Sitting by the pool
Christmas day, the Aussie way
By the barbecue!

CHORUS

Come the afternoon
Grandpa has a doze
The kids and uncle Bruce
Are swimming in their clothes
The time comes round to go
We take a family snap
Then pack the car and all shoot through
Before the washing up

CHORUS
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Re: Another Christmas Carol

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Originally Posted by RED_EL_XR8
I Really Shouldn't be encouraged!!!

This one is by Greg Champion.

Santa Claus Has Got a New Truck
Sung to the tune of 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town'

You better take care
Cross at the lights
If Santa sees you coming you can say goodnight
Santa Claus has got a new truck
He's hotted it up
Painted it red
And he's cruising round town like a petrol head
Santa Claus has got a new truck
He bought it at a caryard
He paid for it with cash
And every time he takes it out he has another almighty crash

Ya better watch out
Keep your eyes peeled
Santa's a menace when he gets behind the wheel
Santa Claus has got a new truck
His hands are getting shaky
His eyesight's up the creek
I saw him knock a reindeer over just the other week
Santa Claus has got a new truck

It's all covered in lights
Presents in the back
But he got his license in a Weetbix pack
Santa Claus has got a new truck
Called him at home
But he's never there
Spends the whole weekend at Autocare
Santa Claus has got a new truck
Dont start on this one mate, my girlfriend sings it all the bloody time, and whats worse is that she has a christmas carols CD now which she plays in her car
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Re: Another Christmas Carol

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and one more piece of Christmas Kitch

Sung to Jingle Bells

Dashing through the bush
In a rusty Holden Ute
Kicking up the dust
Esky in the boot
Kelpie by my side
Singing Christmas songs
It's summer time and I am in
My singlet, shorts & thongs
CHORUS:
OH, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS
JINGLE ALL THE WAY
CHRISTMAS IN AUSTRALIA
ON A SCORCHING SUMMER'S DAY
JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS
CHRISTMAS TIME IS BEAUT
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
IN A RUSTY HOLDEN UTE

Engine's getting hot
Dodge the kangaroos
Swaggy climbs aboard
He is welcome too
All the family is there
Sitting by the pool
Christmas day, the Aussie way
By the barbecue!

CHORUS

Come the afternoon
Grandpa has a doze
The kids and uncle Bruce
Are swimming in their clothes
The time comes round to go
We take a family snap
Then pack the car and all shoot through
Before the washing up

CHORUS

HA ! This ones a cracker !!

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