and why is she smiling? she has destroyed someones boat and is able to see the lighter side?
best bet for her would be to chuck the keys into the water, chuck her in after them and then let the car drop on top of her. then she wont be smiling.
You wash your car like it was your firstborn child, you tend to its needs like it was your own body, you protect it like it's your family, then you drive it like you stole it.
Weapons of rice destruction
2002 Ford Falcon AU3 XR6
1985 Ford Sierra XR4i
1980 Ford Escort RS2000