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Old 01-12-2002, 14:57   #1 (permalink)
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Another Flying Story

On a plane going to New York City a good looking blonde gets up from her seat in Economy and preceeds to sit herself in First Class.

The attendent comes over and tells her that she will have to move back to Economy because that is what she is ticketed for.

The blonds reply was, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful and I'm built, I'm flying to New York City and I'm staying right here in First Class".

With that answer the attendent went up to the cockpit and got the first officer to handle her problem passenger. The first officer told the blonde that she would have to move back to her seat in Economy where she was ticketed. The blonde looked at the first officer and said, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful and I'm built. I'm flying to New York City and I'm staying right here in First Class". The first officer explained to her that they had radioed ahead and that the New York Police would be waiting for her, upon their arrival, to arrest her. Her response was, " I can handle the New York Police, after all I'm Blonde, I'm beautiful and I'm built. I'm flying to New York City and I'm not moving".

Frustrated the first officer went back to the cockpit and was talking about this passenger when the pilot overheard the conversation. The Pilot asked, "Did you say she was Blonde?" They answer,"yes". The pilot said he would take care of her, since he talked blond, his wife was a blonde and he could handle this passenger.

They all watched as the Pilot went over to the blonde, leaned over and wispered in her ear. Without a peep the blonde thanked the pilot and went back to her seat in Economy.

When the pilot got back to the cockpit all wanted to know what he had wispered in the blondes ear. The pilot explained that his simply told her that First Class wasn't going to New York City.
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