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Old 10-20-2003, 00:43   #1 (permalink)
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Another for the gals :P

A woman was leaving Starbucks with her morning coffee when she
noticed an unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long
black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind.

Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull dog on a leash.

Behind were 200 women walking single file.

The woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this.

Whose funeral is it?"

The woman replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my ex-husband."

"What happened to him?"

The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."

She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

The woman answered, "His girlfriend."

She was trying to help my ex when the dog turned on her."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two women.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

"Get in line."
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Re: Another for the gals :P

roflmao....hahahaha
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Re: Another for the gals :P

can ya feel the love? aww...
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Re: Another for the gals :P

Hhahahahahahahhahaahahhaha!!!!!!! noice one.. :D
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