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Old 10-10-2002, 20:31   #1 (permalink)
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biggrin Another Joke - 4 guys in a car

Four guys are driving cross-country together-one from South
Australia, one from Tassie, one from Queensland, and the last
one is from Victoria.

A bit down the road the Tasmanian starts to pull apples from
his bag and throws them out the window. The man from South
Australia turns to him and asks, "What the hell are you doing?"

The Tasmanian says, "Mate, we have so many of these damned
things in Tassie they're lying around on the ground. I'm sick
of looking at them!"

A few miles down the road, the man from South Australia begins
pulling bottles of wine from his bag and throwing them out the
window. The man from Queensland asks "What are you doing that
for?"

The South Australian replies, "Man, we have so much of this damn
stuff in South Australia I'm sick of looking at them!"

Inspired by the others, the man from Queensland opens the car door
and pushes out the Victorian.
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Old 10-10-2002, 21:22   #2 (permalink)
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ROFL thats brilliant and i agree with that fully
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Was there a Kiwi in the car?
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Nah, he stayed at Bondi
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ok just reminded me of another joke about our victorian friends!

A victorian, a south australian and a western australian are walking down a beach when they find a bottle. They openned it up, and sure enough, out pops a genie!

The genie says "you have one wish each!"

The western australian goes first.
"I wish that people recognised us western australians, and stop leaving us out of every thing!"

the genie grants the wish.

Its the victorians turn.
"I wish we had a big wall all the way around victoria so nobody could get in or out! This way we could all vast in our own greatness with no interstaters spoiling it!"

"done" says the genie.

Next its the south aussies turn.

"about this wall... can ANYTHING get in or out??"
"no its completly sealed" says the genie....

"ok then" says the south australian.
"fill it with water"
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