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post #1 of 17 (permalink) Old 04-12-04, 08:51 AM Thread Starter
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One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in
despair, he had his first meeting with a demon.
The demon asked "Why so glum?" The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm
in hell." "Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun
down here.

You a drinking man?" "Sure," the man said, "I love to drink." "Well you're
gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink.
Whiskey,tequila,Guinness,wine coolers,diet Tab and Fresca. We drink till we
throw up and then we drink some more!" The guy is astounded. "Damn that
sounds great."

"You a smoker?" the demon asked. "You better believe it!" "You're gonna
love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke
our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie. You're already dead, remember?" "Wow," the guy said, "that's awesome!"

The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble." "Why yes, as a matter of
fact I do." "Wednesdays you can gamble all you want.
Craps,blackjack,roulette,poker,slots,whatever. If you go bankrupt,well
you're dead anyhow.

You into drugs?" The guy says, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You don't
mean..." "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big
bowl of crack or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do
all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!" "Wow," the guy said,
starting to feel better about his situation,
"I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"

The demon said, "You gay?"
"Oooooooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays!!!"

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Hahahaha good one mate
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Ahhhh terrible.. Damn Fridays.

Congratulations. You are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you. Not anymore.
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who would of guessed ya'd end up hating fridays... always good... end of school/work! good one nonetheless!

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Haha yeah i think he would definately grow to hate fridays!
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Haha, i hate fridays, the busiest day at work for me

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Friday's are the best day's at work for me, but now I'm going to look at them in a different way,I hate Friday's now.

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