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Another joke...

Reading all these jokes reminds me of one from years gone by:

A misguided youth was down on his fortunes and decided to break into a house. He busts open a window in the middle of the night and climbs into the house, moving carefully across the room. All of a sudden, he hears something from the dark.

"I can see you, and Jesus can see you too."

"Who the hell is that?" he asks.

"I can see you, and Jesus can see you too."

The guy starts to get worried but soon his eyes adjust to the dark. "Ah, you're just a bloody parrot" he says.

Comes the reply: "I might just be a bloody parrot but Jesus is a f*cking doberman!"




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lol Timmeh.. classic one that :)

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Good one Timmeh!!

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Old school but very cool.
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yeah thats good hehehe....

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