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Another oldie.

A lady walks into a Porsche dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up
right now.

As she turns back, there standing next to her was a salesman.

"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably, and to try and draw attention away from what she
has just done, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely
vehicle?"

He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to
sh*t yourself when you hear the price!"
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LOL love it !
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Haven't heard that before...ok joke Luvin :)

Would you like to change your name to Homer Junior? People can call you Hoju.
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hahahhaahha

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I don't know if that got to do with old people she could just have had some dodgy fast food funny but.
We all grow old one day. believe me. laugh now whilst you can. I can remember when I was 18 back in um aahhh 1963. Still my bowels are 100% uncompromised.

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old yes, funny hell yeah.

cars are a lethal weapon,your not invinsible when you get into one,and no matter how much skill you think you have,you are never in control you are always on the edge of death it may not happen today but if you keep driving like you do,you too will end up dead!
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I don't know if that got to do with old people she could just have had some dodgy fast food funny but.
We all grow old one day. believe me. laugh now whilst you can. I can remember when I was 18 back in um aahhh 1963. Still my bowels are 100% uncompromised.

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