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Old 09-10-2004, 19:12   #1 (permalink)
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Corporate Lesson 2:
>A priest offered a lift to a Nun.
>She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
>The priest nearly had an accident.
>After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
>The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
>The priest removed his hand.
>But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
>The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
>The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
>Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way.
>On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.
>It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
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Old 09-11-2004, 00:17   #2 (permalink)
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LMAO!!!! havent heard that one b4 hehehehehe
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Old 09-11-2004, 00:26   #3 (permalink)
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Lol heard it before but its a goodie!
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Old 09-11-2004, 00:35   #4 (permalink)
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lol nice one poor fella lol
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Old 09-11-2004, 02:56   #5 (permalink)
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i ain't heard that one before
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Old 09-11-2004, 04:40   #6 (permalink)
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lmao, thats a good one
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Old 09-17-2004, 02:57   #7 (permalink)
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Well well...what alot of heathen we have....

and nobody noticed this....

1 MANY a time have they afflicted me from my youth, may Israel now say:
2 Many a time have they afflicted me from my youth: yet they have not prevailed against me.
3 The plowers plowed upon my back: they made long their furrows.
4 The LORD is righteous: he hath cut asunder the cords of the wicked.
5 Let them all be confounded and turned back that hate Zion.
6 Let them be as the grass upon the housetops, which withereth afore it groweth up:
7 Wherewith the mower filleth not his hand; nor he that bindeth sheaves his bosom.
8 Neither do they which go by say, The blessing of the LORD be upon you: we bless you in the name of the LORD.
no mention of seeking further up in psalm 129
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