The social security system in this country never ceases to amaze me.
If u don't work, the government gives u money.
If u don't have anywhere to live, the government gives u a house.
If u can't afford to goto school, the government pays ur school fees (and even pays some people just to show up in class).
If u don't have a job, the government finds u a job.
If u do work hard and make lots of money, the government takes damn near half of it, and gives it to people who don't.
All those brave men we sacrificed killing Communists in the stinking jungle, only to have the lefty bastards voted into their own parliament. Just goes to show democracy only works if everyone votes the way I tell them to.