Anti Hijacking Plan
Dear Federal Aviation Administration:
I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings and, at the
same time, getting the airline industry back on its feet.
Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at
a naked woman not their wife, we should replace all of our
female flight attendants with strippers.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of
seeing a naked woman and, of course, every business man
in the country would start flying again in the HOPES of
seeing a naked woman.
No more hijackings. The airline industry would have record
Why didn't President Bush and Congress think of this?
At your service,
William Jefferson Clinton
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.