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AOL friendly reminders

Some friendly reminders from AOL...

You have been online for 30 minutes...Thanks for using AOL.

You have been online for 90 minutes. Just a friendly reminder that online services are a shared resource.

You have been online for 240 minutes. Someone else may be waiting to access online services.

You have been online for 510 minutes. Although we promised unlimited usage, we ask that you log off in 10 minutes.

You have been online for 1025 minutes. Are you there? Click here or you will be logged off automatically in 10 seconds.

You have been logged on for 2,110 minutes. Do you have a life outside of our online services? Do you realize it is people like you that costs us millions in court costs? We are logging you off in 5 seconds. Thanks for using AOL.

We can't believe you had the nerve to log back on again in just 5 seconds. Don't you ever go to the bathroom? Do you eat? Are you obsessed? Just what is your problem? We are logging you off again in hopes that you will not return for 24 hours. Thanks for using AOL.

You idiot! You actually tried to logon again. You must be a brain-dead leech! Can't you take a hint! We will not allow you to logon for the rest of the day. You would be wise to invest that time seeking psychiatric counseling. Failing that, please call the Microsoft Network and request a dial-up account and tell them we will pay the first six months fees. Thanks for using AOL and please do not come back...ever!


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