Apologies to anyone from Broadmeadows...
Broady girl
A local girl from Broadmeadows goes to Centrelink to register for child care
benefits.
"How many children?"
"10"
"10??" says the council worker.. "What are their names?"
"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne"
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Broady girl, "it's great because if they are out playing
in the street I just have to shout 'WAAYNE,YER DINNER'S READY' or 'WAAYNE GO
TO BED NOW' and they all do it..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" asks the perturbed council
worker.
"That's easy," says the Broady girl...
"I just use their surnames"
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