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After deciding that their frail, elderly mother can no longer live alone, a
family brings her to a nursing home, hoping she'll be well cared for.

The next morning, the nurses bath the old woman, feed her a tasty breakfast,
and sit her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She
seems fine, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her
chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten
her up. Again she seems fine, but after a while she starts to tilt to the
other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This
goes on all morning. Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is
adjusting to her new home.

"So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask.

"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."
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