A man and a women were driving through the country when the woman spotted a skunk lying at the side of the road. She asked the man if they could take it to the vets, so they took it in the car.
"How will I keep it warm?" asked the woman.
"Put it between your legs" he said.
She replied, "What about the smell?"
"Hold it's nose"!
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.