Bailey's & Lime
Girl & her boyfriend go to the pub. When it's the girl's turn to buy a round, she tells him that she's heard of a wonderful new drink he simply must try.
She returns with the usual half of lager for herself. For him, she has two glasses. One contains a measure of Bailey's, the other lime juice.
Instructions: "OK, what you gotta do is, you gotta swig the Bailey's, hold it in your mouth, and then drink the lime juice." He looks a bit dubious, but she's very enthusiastic so he decides to give it a go.
First the Bailey's; lovely smooth, creamy, warm feeling in the mouth. Then he takes the lime juice.
+ 0.1 secs: The cream in the Bailey's curdles.
+ 0.3 secs: Boyfriend's face turns the color of fresh lime juice.
+ 0.6 secs: Boyfriend calms his stomach & swallows the gunge.
+ 1.5 secs: She whispers in his ear...
"It's called Blowjob revenge."