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Bailey's & Lime

Girl & her boyfriend go to the pub. When it's the girl's turn to buy a round, she tells him that she's heard of a wonderful new drink he simply must try.

She returns with the usual half of lager for herself. For him, she has two glasses. One contains a measure of Bailey's, the other lime juice.

Instructions: "OK, what you gotta do is, you gotta swig the Bailey's, hold it in your mouth, and then drink the lime juice." He looks a bit dubious, but she's very enthusiastic so he decides to give it a go.

First the Bailey's; lovely smooth, creamy, warm feeling in the mouth. Then he takes the lime juice.

+ 0.1 secs: The cream in the Bailey's curdles.
+ 0.3 secs: Boyfriend's face turns the color of fresh lime juice.
+ 0.6 secs: Boyfriend calms his stomach & swallows the gunge.
+ 1.5 secs: She whispers in his ear...

"It's called Blowjob revenge."
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We call them cement mixers you give them to someone who is really plastered & tell them to swish it around in there mouth until we tell them to stop because it gets better the longer they keep it in there for. It is funny as watching there face
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ROFL!!! Remind me not to drink one of those suckers!!

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