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Bankstown Hsc Exam Questions:
Got this by email the other day;
BANKSTOWN HSC EXAM QUESTIONS:
1. If Mario fits a monster tacho to his TE Gemini, how much quicker will it go down the quarter mile along Bexley Road on Friday night?
2. If Stella (who is 26) is only allowed to go out for 8 hours on a
weekend and on Friday night she goes out with her 14 cousins to DCMs for 5 hours, how long can she go to Norton St for a coffee on Sunday night?
3. Mohammed has 7 children and gets $600 a week from Social
Security,if he goes to the TAB and puts half of it on a donkey in the 5th race at Warwick Farm that's paying 22 to 1 because Ali says it's a fix, how many stolen car stereos does he need to sell when the horse fails to finish?
4. Jim has just got a big payout from work cover for a bad back, does he:
A: spend the money on a holiday back home to Greece
B: use the money to put Doric columns in his Earlwood house veranda
C: go to the casino and try to double it.
5. George is going to the underage disco on Saturday. Will he get in easier if he wears his Kappa tracksuit or his Adidas tracksuit?
6. Peter and his mates are going cruising in Brighton Le Sands on
Friday night, how many stone chips will his car get if he doesn't fit
his car bra?
7. How much quicker will Ali's VK Commodore go if he fits the stolen VL turbo badge on it and shifts the number plate to the side so it looks like he's running an intercooler?
8. From how far can you hear Ricky Martin being played in Rocky's
Hyundai Excel, if he has just fitted 2,500 watt amps and twin 15 inch subwoofers?
9. Habib wants to go to Embassy nightclub on Saturday night. How many cousins does he need to take with him in case he gets thrown out and wants to fight the bouncers?
10. Farouk's mates are going down to Maroubra Beach for the day. How much gel will he need to take with him if he goes into the water for a swim and still wants to look cool for Rogues later?
11. How many chicks does Jimmy need to say he scored on the weekend if he wants to sound cool to his work mates at the panel beater's on Monday?
12. Spiro has got a big date on Saturday and wants to look ripped in his skin tight lycra top. How much will he need to bench press at the gym on Friday night?
13. Nick's 6 mates want to go down to Wiley Park McDonalds in his VK Calais 5.0 ltr. How much petrol money does he need to get off each guy if he's running a 3000rpm stall and 4.11 diff ratio?
14. Who should Maria go out with this weekend if:
A: George is a DJ and drives a Gemini with fake supercharger inlets
B: Mario works for his Father's concreting company and drives an XF
ute with a big block and Pioneer sound system
C: John who's unemployed but can get drink cards at Rivas nightclub
15. If Con works at Franklins at Fairfield, how much overtime will he need to do to pay Ali the delivery driver for the sickmate 18inch Simmons wheels he just scored?
16. Nguyen's parents just bought him a brand new Honda Civic. He has $2000 to spend on after-market parts for his car. What should he buy?
17. Mick wants to put either a Jim Beam sticker or a Porn Star
sticker on his Torana. Which one will get him more roots?
18. If Gianni chops the springs in his parent's new VX Commodore, how many times a week will he get hassled by the cops if he puts 90% tinting on the windows as well?
19. How much better will George's stereo system sound if he puts an Alpine sticker on the back window of his Bluebird?
20. It's nearly summer and Guido, 19, is worried about the hair
growing on his back. Should he:
A: Shave it
B: Wax it
C: Get electrolysis like his sister
D: Leave it because his mates say chicks dig hairy men
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