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Old 09-15-2004, 20:03   #1 (permalink)
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The bear and the rabbit

Once upon a time there was a frog who lived in a lake all by himself. He had been given special powers by a local witch. One day he finally ventured out of the lake to get his first glimpse of the world outside.

The first thing he saw was a bear chasing a rabbit and so he called out to them and asked them to stop. Then he said to them, "I am a magical frog and since you are the first two animals I have ever seen, I am going to grant you both three wishes. You will each take turns using them and you have to use them now.

The bear (being greedy) went first. "I would like for every bear in this forest to be female except for me."

A magical sound and it was done.

Then the rabbit. "I would like a helmet."

This confused both the frog and the bear, but after a magical sound there was a helmet.

It was the bear's turn again. "I would like for every bear in the neighboring forest to be female."

A magical sound and it was done.

The rabbit went again. "I would like a motorcycle."

Both the frog and the bear wondered why the rabbit didn't just ask for a lot of money with which he could buy himself a motorcycle, but after a magical sound there was a motorcycle.

The bear took his last wish. "I would like for all the bears in the world to be female except for me."

A magical sound and it was done.

The rabbit then put on his helmet, started up the motorcycle, said "I wish the bear was gay." and took off.
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very interesting
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Haha that is great!
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Oh dear if i were the bear i would have wished for a gun.
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LOL hnahahah, damn rabbit
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Oh that's just wrong!

Hahaha that rabbit kicks arse, I'll bet its related to the killer squirrel (see the relevant thread)

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Old 09-15-2004, 22:57   #7 (permalink)
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hilarious
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Clever frog!! That sounds like something I would do!!
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thats bloody funny hahaha
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You can't trust those gaddam rabits. Not now, not ever.
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