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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-21-03, 08:03 PM Thread Starter
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bedroom football

ok guys those are pretty good ones but has anyone seen this one before or maybe tried it at home !


bedroom football

The old man and his wife have gone to bed.
After lying there a few minutes the old man farts and says, "Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football."
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7."
Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14."
Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail.
Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but
instead of farting he shits the bed.
The wife looks and says, "What the hell was that?"
The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides

has anybody tried this one yet!

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post #2 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-21-03, 08:09 PM
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Re: bedroom football

Yeah, I always win 200 - 0.
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post #3 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-21-03, 09:15 PM
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Old Rodney Rude joke

But still funny!
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lol thats pretty feral but funny :D

Payback for all the tiems we had to sleep in the wet spot.
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Any woman that farts in my bed gets kicked out!


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I find its always half time for me!

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Yeah heard the Rodney Rude version - some how it's funnier with an ugly lesbian in a tent!
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Any woman that farts in my bed gets kicked out!

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Sick, sick bastard!
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post #10 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-23-03, 06:58 AM
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hahaha that one is a classic!!

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